Updated on October 14, 2025
| Rank | Song | Times Played | Probability | Frequency |
|---|---|---|---|---|
#1 | Jack the Ripper | 40 | 100% | |
#2 | Everyday Is Like Sunday | 39 | 100% | |
#3 | I Will See You in Far-Off Places | 39 | 100% | |
#4 | Shoplifters of the World Unite | 38 | 100% | |
#5 | The Loop | 38 | 100% | |
#6 | Life Is a Pigsty | 35 | 100% | |
#7 | How Soon Is Now? | 33 | 100% | |
#8 | Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me | 29 | 100% | |
#9 | Rebels Without Applause | 28 | 100% | |
#10 | I Wish You Lonely | 28 | 100% | |
#11 | I Know It's Over | 27 | 100% | |
#12 | You're the One for Me, Fatty | 27 | 100% | |
#13 | Sure Enough, the Telephone Rings | 27 | 100% | |
#14 | Irish Blood, English Heart | 23 | 100% | |
#15 | One Day Goodbye Will Be Farewell | 23 | 100% | |
#16 | All the Lazy Dykes | 22 | 100% | |
#17 | First of the Gang to Die | 21 | 100% | |
#18 | All You Need Is Me | 19 | 100% | |
#19 | I Ex-Love You | 19 | 100% | |
#20 | Suedehead | 18 | 100% | |
#21 | Istanbul | 18 | 100% | |
#22 | Alma Matters | 16 | 94% | |
#23 | Let Me Kiss You | 14 | 86% | |
#24 | Speedway | 14 | 86% | |
#25 | Black Cloud | 13 | 82% | |
#26 | Half a Person | 12 | 77% | |
#27 | There Is a Light That Never Goes Out | 11 | 83% | |
#28 | Lost | 11 | 83% | |
#29 | Scandinavia | 11 | 73% | |
#30 | Best Friend on the Payroll | 10 | 68% | |
#31 | Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want | 8 | 59% | |
#32 | I Am Veronica | 7 | 53% | |
#33 | Darling, I Hug a Pillow | 7 | 53% | |
#34 | Dear God Please Help Me | 6 | 48% | |
#35 | I Won't Share You | 5 | 52% | |
#36 | The Bullfighter Dies | 5 | 42% | |
#37 | Hand in Glove | 3 | 28% | |
#38 | We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful | 2 | 20% | |
#39 | Bonfire of Teenagers | 2 | 20% | |
#40 | I'm Throwing My Arms Around Paris | 1 | 10% | |
#41 | Spring-Heeled Jim | 1 | 10% |